Heat-Induced Anxiety Dreams

Heat-Induced Anxiety Dream #57
- You are responsible for creating a new program for Google called “Jade.” This reminds you of your favorite joke from The 40 Year Old Virgin – “Be David Caruso in Jade.” You tell your colleagues this joke at a staff meeting and nobody laughs.

Heat-Induced Anxiety Dream #59
- The coworker you eat lunch with every day emails to tell you she no longer wants to eat with you, ever again. Your response : “Are you breaking up with me?”